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Looking Forward to Being Attacked by Jim Bullard
Looking Forward to Being Attacked by Jim Bullard




To do all of these for one attack would be terribly bad taste, of course…. These vulnerable areas can be poked, squeezed, clapped, kicked, scratched, punctured, slashed, stomped, slapped, lascerated, spindled, folded, mutilated. Bullard is not above lightening the mood with an empowering jest: “There are five main vulnerable areas of the male body (four for the female body). And, despite his always consummate professionalism, Lt. Bullard provides detailed instructions for fending off attackers in all of the places where such assaults are, evidently in his experience, most likely to occur: crowded stores, well-lit library stacks, busy suburban streets, tennis courts in mid-game. Leaving no stone unturned, nor hesitating to enlist seemingly every adult female of his acquaintance, Lt. Jim Bullard of the Memphis Police Department penned Looking Forward to Being Attacked, a practical guide to self-defense for the Carter-era 24-hour woman. I've seen those that didn't do it, and it's a very sad case.The year was 1977: ERA might have been dead in the water, but no self-respecting modern female worth her weight in Virginia Slims would dream of letting some would-be Casanova in Sansabelt slacks harm so much as a hair on her own Wella Balsamed head. You're doing society a favor when you do do it. If he doesn't, you can legally assume he's coming in to kill you.

Looking Forward to Being Attacked by Jim Bullard

99.6 percent of the time you scream when someone's outside, warn him, he'll run.

  • If you find a burglar is outside your home, warn him first, and then you can take a cannon and blow him into the next county.
  • Looking Forward to Being Attacked by Jim Bullard

  • A fourth choice, especially when held around the waist from behind, is to reach back and strike at a man's testicles.
  • Use a ball point pen, if you have it out of your purse. If you can, scrape them across the assailant's eyes.

    Looking Forward to Being Attacked by Jim Bullard

    The eyes are the third choice and always carry your car keys when going to your car in a dark parking lot.The ears are the second most vulnerable area.Seven pounds of pressure is all anyone can comfortably stand. One hundred and fifty pounds of pressure will kill a person.If you have a chance, jab any sharp object including your thumb into his trachea - his adam's apple.Instead, through the principle of attack the "weakest point" you can escape 90 percent of the time. Don't try to kick, scratch or punch him.If he grabs for your purse or any personal belongings, let them go.Even if he didn't intend to hurt you, it'll be an automatic reflex to shut you up.

    Looking Forward to Being Attacked by Jim Bullard

    Some of the self-defense tips from his book: His idea was to use some humor to make the self-defense lessons more interesting. The general theme was that if a bad guy attacked you, it gave you the chance to beat him up, which could be fun. In 1977, Lieutenant Jim Bullard of the Memphis police department published a self-defense manual for women titled Looking forward to being attacked.






    Looking Forward to Being Attacked by Jim Bullard